|Posted by Lauren Vargas on October 26, 2010 at 4:50 PM|
BP: bitch, please.
You sick little critter, you.
You are as slimy as the taint
that you cream your liquid mother with.
You incestuous bastard, you.
If kelp had a face, you decapitated it.
and its mother. Sea lions swim
And shrimp can fly.
You aren’t lying through
your teeth, no.
Your teeth themselves are lying.
BP’s bushy, bullying, bullshitting
president vividly resembles Bush.
Bush of the Great Blue; instigating
vicious atrocities on behalf of oil.
Put a sock in it, seriously.
If you put a sock in it,
your rape-juices might actually
we’ll never know.
Because like the creatures
you’ve creamed, your eyes are
Glued, for approximately – forever.
You coined the term: “wreak havoc.”
So, please – stop beating around
the Bush… and find that damned